In 2000, one of the famed Dutch de Boer twins – Ronald – joined Rangers, a significant step down from his previous clubs of Ajax and Barcelona. The fact that he scored one goal during his unfortunate spell in Catalonia may explain his subsequent move from Camp Nou to Camp Zoo, while the more successful twin stayed behind.
Celtic fans celebrated the arrival of the Dutchman with the following ditty:
One’s called Frank,
One plays for Barcelona,
The other one’s a wank
It wasn’t long before the Celtic support were celebrating the humiliating penalty miss in song. How the shitey had fallen . . .
One’s called Ronald,
One’s called Frank,
One missed a penalty,
The other one’s a wank
Commemorative scarves of this fine tune are also available at all good Gallowgate outlets:
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