A Song for Sevco

3 Bears unhappy

 

Sevco fans are in full protest mode against Mike Ashley now that the teddybears are getting their pitch nicked and The Three Bears have had their porridge well and truly stirred by the Sports Direct supremo.

After years of keeping their powder dry and engaging in acts of war on their keyboard and in their feeble-minds, they’re now getting serious.  And even more mad than their usual perma-raging stage.  This time they mean business:  they’re going to destroy Ashley . . . by verse.

Here are some of the some of the more refined suggestions from those lyrical maestros on the ‘Swallow Swallow’ website (they’ll swallow anything those mutants).   There are two points to keep in mind:  these are serious suggestions and not all of those making the suggestions reside in the State Hospital at Carstairs.  Be afraid.

It is safe to say that the Ivor Novello award, as with all other silverware, will not be making an appearance at Ibrokes any times soon:

 

Originally Posted by Bear_E View Post

to meledoy of flower of scotland
O Bill Struth,
Whan will we see,
Yer like again,
That focht and dee’d for,
Yer Rangers Football Club,
An stuid agin him,
Prood Mike Ashley,
An sent him hamewart,
Tae think again

 

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Originally Posted by Wewillneversurrender View Post

This is my club, belongs to you and me
We are rangers we’re Rangers FC
And we wont be used for Sports Direct
We are Rangers we’re simply the best
FC united sing a similar song and its catchy
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Originally Posted by onedadoprso1 View Post

Get out of our club
Get out of our club
We are the people
So get out of our club.
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Originally Posted by superrangers View Post

I’d be up be for those outside singing.
He’s fat, he’s sly,
We hope he phucking dies
Ashley, Ashley
Repeat
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Originally Posted by TheKillerToad View Post

Well Mike Ashley he was the chief
The Brothers Grimm they were fully briefed
And that wee traitor called Mark Hately turned his back on his own
They want to give us a loan
They want to steal our home
The gravy trains over its time to go home
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Originally Posted by Bear_E View Post

to the tune of ‘Come on Eileen’
Come on Mike Ashley
Oh, I swear what he means (what he means)
At this moment you mean nothing
You in that dress
My protests I confess
Verge on dirty
Oh, come on Mike Ashley
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Originally Posted by Gersandproud View Post

There’s only one – Michael Ashley
His Stores – are so trashy
We’ve got no respect – for Sports Direct
He’s trying to steal our Ibrox wonderland
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Originally Posted by WATP1979 View Post
No, no Mike Ashley
No Easdales to sadden my eyes No loans and no deeds
F*ck your executive seats
We won’t let the Rangers just die
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The Shamrock votes the revamped ‘Come on Eileen’ as the best effort even if the writer appears to be getting sexually aroused at the idea of Mike Ashley in a dress
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