“I . . I . . I . . carumba!” Fugitive Craigybhoy’s interview with Rangers TV, May 2011

Craig Whyte wrestler

As the long arm of the devious and decadent British State seizes our great hero from his Mexican homestead, let’s re-live one of his greatest moments – his steadfast handling of a fawning interview with Rangers TV.  Marvel at his nerve on the day he took over as owner of the corrupt and soon-to-be-liquidated Rangers FC, the long-despised Scottish institution (in the same sense that the  State Hospital at Carstairs is an institution, although it has fewer basket-cases who are less prone to violence and enjoy better dress sense).

  • Chuckle as he tells The Sun’s Lindsay Herron how he’s a passionate Rangers fan!
  • Giggle as he refers to deidco as a “worldwide brand”!
  • Chortle as he says, with a straight face, that David Murray’s legacy “speaks for itself”!!  (Exactly!)
  • Roll on the floor laughing your arse off as he talks, with a glint in his eye, about the club’s “tremendous commercial opportunities”!!!
  • But, most of all, relish the bravery of this unique individual as he goes into the belly of the beast – while their fans cheer him on from the sidelines and protest outside the BBC on his behalf – as he proceeds to scuttle the “institution” and finish it off forever

Such bravery will never be forgotten.  At the very least he deserves a Lifetime Achievement Award for servcies to comedy.  As he lies, falsely imprisoned, in a dank and lonely prison cell let us come together and declare for the world to hear:  Free the Google-eyed 1!  And his tapes!! 

And keep a prayer in your heart for the offspring he was forced to leave behind in old Mexico City:

Craig Whyte  Juan Carlos

 

(Junior’s photo from the Whyte Family Album courtesy of #JobbyTash)

 

This has been a WealthOffTheRadar production

 

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